Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Santa was once celebrating his 60th Birthday..
Guest: Whats this bulb in the centre of the cake and no candles?
Santa: Its difficult to put 60 Candles in this cake, So I put this 60 Watts Bulb, Instead!
Santa & Banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting?
Santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what?
Santa: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
TEacher: If I buy an item for Rs. 12.75 & Sell at 15.25, is it profit or loss?
Santa: Profit in Rupees & Loss in Paise Sir..!
Teacher: ....?
Santa: "Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?" Banta "It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.
Teacher why does star appear at night???????
Santa : bcoz they do night duty so sleeps in morning........
Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children??
Conductor: Only if they are above 8.
Santa: Thank god..! I have only Seven Children..!
Santa Once was looking at an Ice cube against the sunlight..!
Banta: What are you doing, Santa??
Santa: I m checking that from where its leaking??
Teacher Asked Santa..! " If you dial 001 then what will happen?
Santa: "Police Jeep will come in reverse gear"
Once Santa's Wife died, He changed is name to
Santa B.A. (Bachelor Again)
He got Married again.!
Guess his new name?
Santa M.A. (Married Again)
Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call anything, because he cannot hear anything na?
Santa once drunk and was creating nuisance in road..
As usual was brought the court..
Judge said.. "Order, Order "..
Santa replied.. "Mc Dowell with soda please"..
Police : Are you married??
Santa : Yes with a woman..
Police (angrily): Of course, did you ever hear anyone marrying a man??
Santa: Yes, my sister did..
Santa to a conductor : Should I buy tickets for my childred?
