1. United we pass divided we fail..!

2. A bit a day keeps the arrears away.

3. Write exams till you succeed

4. Micro bits make macro marks..

We have many options to die....

POISON

SLEEPING PILLS

HANGING BY NECK

JUMPING 4M A BUILDING

COMING UNDER A TRAIN....

But we choose the worst...



EDUCATION

Newton 4th law:

Law of exams...

"The probability of a topic coming in the exam increases exponentially if one decides 2 leave dat topic" :)

It takes 15 trees toproduce the amountof paper that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noblecause of saving trees.SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exams are like Girl friends
-Too many questions
-Difficult to understand
-More explanation is needed
-Result is always fail!

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD,“is this love?”

GOD replied,“no dear, result is near”

To be a “Good professional”,always start to study late for “Exams”.Because it teaches how to manage “Time”and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Human brain is the mostoutstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only
when we enter the examination hall.

Wats d height of hope??It is:
sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in handn
tellin ur self“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

Height Of Bravery......Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ?

What Is A Fear? ? ?Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

Geo news:
All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch n show it 2ur nearest teacher & win a free trip 2 principal?s office n enjoy a 3 year vacati0n at h0me.

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
"Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

To be a good professional always start studying late for exams Bcoz it teaches how to manage "Time" and "Tackle Emergencies" Be a professionalist.