4 things that come at any time

1. Friend

2. Love

3. Money

4. Urine

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Ghajini effect-
A Boy opens his tiffin box on d road

Y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going 2 school or coming bak.!

Deebak: Teacher: What r the mostly used 3 words in English.

Student: I Don't Know...

Teacher: Shabash. U r right. Sit down.

A boy and Gal loved each other very much..



One day while they were talking the boy touched the gal's hand




and girl inturn touched the boy's hand..





What a touching story ? 

Man1: Did you speak with Mental?

Man2: No! This is a first time.

Man1:!!!!!

where can u see seas
without fishes?
deserts without camels?
land without soil?
world without sky?






dont knw d answer?

in ATLAS
improve ur GK 

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." 

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. 

A student In a interview:

How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr

Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup. 

Today's offer -

Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament", Get a Trip to Central Jail, Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!

Offer Valid till 2 Days. 

Today's offer -

Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament", Get a Trip to Central Jail, Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!

Offer Valid till 2 Days. 

Call Centre: Sir we are offering credit cards life time free, and all the benefits

Prospective Customer: But madam i am not interested

Call Centre : Sir, we will give anything you ask... why dont you take the offer

Prospective Customer: Ok, print me 500 visiting cards and give

In India,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?

Bcos ,they take 10 months for DELIVERY 

'C' program abt girl friends

#include
#include
#include
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriend++;
money--;
}
printf("Loss of Money");
else
printf("NO GIRLFRIEND");
getch();
} 

After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman 

 Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?

It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. 

Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August???
A holiday 

Boy: Dress super.
Girl: thanx
Boy :Lip stick super.
Girl:thanx
Boy:Make up also done very
Girl:thanx
Boy: aprom yen asingama eruke?
Girl:????