(. .) 18 YEARS
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( o o ) 25Y
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( O O ) 35 Y
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CHANGE WOMAN BEFORE LATE

75 yr. old man & 15 yr old girl married.
At first night both were crying she dont know anything & he forgot everything!!!

Man asks prostitute how much for sex?
she says rs.500 on bed, rs.200 on sofa and rs.100 on grass.
He then hands her rs.500.
she says "you man of class one time on bed...?"
he says no 5 times on grass...

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

Failure is not when ur girl leaves u, it's only when u don't try her sister
-swami gilmananda...

WOMEN TENNIS is more complicated to watch. Bcoz in every shot 3 balls bounce & v r in a confusion, which balls to watch!!

Condom 2 whisper: Every month u stop my business 4 1 week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them. If outer breaks she will know and if inner 1 breaks u will know!!!!!!

A man suddenly entered in to a Ladies Toilet.
A lady screamed and said "This is is for ladies"
The man opened his zip and said "This is is also for ladies....."

KISSING AT TOP..
HOLDING AT MIDDLE..
FIRE AT BOTTOM..

u know d ans?




""CIGARETTE""

But i like d way u think......!!!

#include
#include
void pain()
{
int sleep=0,clothes=0;
voice=aah;
do
fucking();
while(endth !=pleasure);
getcondom();
else
getchild();
}

Define ""GUTS"".
When your wife catches you in bed with another girl and you say,"DARLING NEXT IS UR TURN......"

A chinese couple named their........
1st baby - ching-chong-fong,
2nd - chong-ching-kong

3rd a negro was born they named

sum-thing-wrong................

Un Chemistry class, Teacher asked a girl, What is 'Nitrate' ?



The girl replied, Rs.2500/- plus Hotel Room bill...this my night rate.

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Both of them sacrificed their dresses,
One 4 the country,
Other for the countrymens!!!!

Generation Next Motto:
Not we will marry,
Not we wont allow our sons to marry....

Teacher: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Child: Feet
Teacher: How come feet??
Child: Because every night i c my mum with her feet in the air screaming "GOD I'M COMIN!!!!!!!!"

Do you like maths???
If so add a girl in the bed,
subtract her clothes,
divide her legs and we can multiply!!!!!!!

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER.....
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins...

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
TRUE)..