Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.

Come like a Horse, Sit like a thief and Go like a king This slogan is written on a.... toilet door :)

4 things that come at any time

1. Friend

2. Love

3. Money

4. Urine

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Deebak: Teacher: What r the mostly used 3 words in English.

Student: I Don't Know...

Teacher: Shabash. U r right. Sit down.

wats the difference btwn
PROBLEM,TALENT & LUCK

2 Boys love 1 girl = PROBLEM
1 boy loves 2 girls = TALENT
2 girls loves 1 boy = LUCK 

where can u see seas
without fishes?
deserts without camels?
land without soil?
world without sky?






dont knw d answer?

in ATLAS
improve ur GK 

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." 

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. 

Call Centre: Sir we are offering credit cards life time free, and all the benefits

Prospective Customer: But madam i am not interested

Call Centre : Sir, we will give anything you ask... why dont you take the offer

Prospective Customer: Ok, print me 500 visiting cards and give

Father: Why did you fail in your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

'C' program abt girl friends

#include
#include
#include
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriend++;
money--;
}
printf("Loss of Money");
else
printf("NO GIRLFRIEND");
getch();
} 

In a forest 10 people were going suddenly a lion came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything to the other 4. why?
Because they are lion's club members. 

After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman 

 Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 

KISSING AT TOP..
HOLDING AT MIDDLE..
FIRE AT BOTTOM..

u know d ans?




""CIGARETTE""

But i like d way u think......!!!

A chinese couple named their........
1st baby - ching-chong-fong,
2nd - chong-ching-kong

3rd a negro was born they named

sum-thing-wrong................

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?


Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X...

I BET u will read this twice..!


"This Man is Man nice Man. Man to Man see Man some Man one Man losing Man in a Man bet Man with Man me Man"


(Now Read without "Man")

Husband asks to his wife: Whats your favourite among my books collections.

Wife replied: "Your cheque book.. my dear.."

Tips 2 reduce consumption of alcohol..!



Before marriage, drink only on days when you are sad..!

After Marriage Drinks only on days when you r happy..!