Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.

Sometimes v wonder y fnds keep forwarding msgs to us, d reason is cos u've nothing to say,but still want 2 keep in touch tats what v say true fndship

A rose
needs
water,
a season
needs
change,
a poet
needs
a
pen
i
need ur
Lovely friendship
till my life ends :)

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialogue, “I care for you” converts into “I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

We met it was Luck! We talked it was chance! We became friends it was destiny! We are still friends it is faith! We will always be friends its a promise!

Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone. But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need… So don’t let your best buddies go ever…

When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another idiot”. When you were born, God said, “Oh No! Competition”. Who knew, one day these two will become Friends FOREVER!